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Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family. A Christmas special so wrong it must be from comedians Porta dos Fundos.
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46 min
2019-12-03
Released
Portuguese
126
5.5
Jesus
Orlando
Deus
Maria
José
Do Carmo
Tia Lupita
Melchior
Balthazar
Gaspar
Lázaro
Alien
Buda
Shiva
Jah
Agnaldo
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