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Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
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103 min
2005-08-20
Released
Finnish
70
6.679
Emperor James B. Pirk
Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
Commander Dwarf
Info
P Union science officer
Sergei Fukov
Festerbester
P Union scientist
Lt Whip
Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy
Girl in Hamburger Restaurant
Boyfriend
Member of Gang
Jeff Cochbrane
Talok
Guard at research station
Vladimir
Anatoli
Pirk's adjutant
President Uljanov
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