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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
A How-To-Do-It Guide.
Genres
ComedyRomanceScience Fiction
Overview
David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
90 min
Release Date
1999-09-03
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
68
Vote Average
5.941
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Mackenzie Astin
The Male
Carmen Electra
The Female
David Hyde Pierce
The Narrator
Markus Redmond
The Male's Friend
Lucy Liu
The Female's Asian Friend
Lisa Rotondi
The Female's Slutty Friend
Sharon Wyatt
The Male's Mother
Jack Kehler
The Male's Father
Leo Rossi
The Female's Father
Antonette Saftler
The Female's Mother
Marc Blucas
The Female's Ex-Boyfriend
Anne Gee Byrd
The Female's Boss
Eric Kushnick
The Female's Brother
Linda Porter
The Wise Old Woman
Tyler Abugov
The Female's Fantasy Son
Lynn Ann Leveridge
The Large Female
Adam Abugov
The Male as a Cub
William Morts
The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend
Noah M. Breedon
The Baby
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