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A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
$10000000
$17000000
81 min
2002-01-25
Released
English
691
6.372
The Chosen One
Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)
Young Master Pain
Ling (archive footage)
Wimp Lo (archive footage)
Dying Ling
Master Tang (archive footage)
Whoa
Father
Mother
Chew Fat Lip
Peasant Woman
Young Master Pain's Henchman
Henchman #2
Grilled Face Fighter
Boom Box Henchman
Masked Fighter
Stick Fighter #1
Stick Fighter #2
Stick Fighter #3
Stick Fighter #4
Lone Fighter
Gang Fighter #1
Gang Fighter #2
Gang Fighter #3
Gang Fighter #4
Gang Fighter #5
Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach
Bikini Fighter
Martial Arts Master #1
Martial Arts Master #2
Martial Arts Master #3
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