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The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.
$18000000
$27000000
81 min
1996-05-24
Released
English
724
5.4
Dick Steele
Veronique Ukrinsky
The Director
Miss Cheevus
Norman Coleman
General Rancor
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Desiree More
Agent Steve Bishop
Thug #1
Thug #2
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
Painter
Himself
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)
Helicopter Pilot
Busdriver
Steele's Tag Team Member
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant
Helicopter Ticket Agent
Woman in Murphy Bed
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
Rancor Guard at Intercom
Kabul
Professor Ukrinsky
McCluckey
Slice
Agent Clinton
Businessman
Fabio
Pastry Chef
Noggin
Twin #1
Twin #2
Dancer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
Kelly Lange
Manicurist
Boy with Balloons
Balloon-Popping Boy
Stewardess
Cigarette Girl
Guard at Rocket (uncredited)
Agent Moffat
Singing Nun
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