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I Hate Kids
3 words made him famous. 3 days will change his life.
Genres
Comedy
Overview
Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
89 min
Release Date
2019-01-18
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
54
Vote Average
5.8
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Tom Everett Scott
Nick Pearson
Tituss Burgess
The Amazing Fabular
Julian Feder
Mason
Rachel Boston
Sydney Bartlett
Rhea Seehorn
Kelly
Andrew Bowen
Richard
Julie Ann Emery
Joanna
Maria de Lourdes Severny
Carla Intinoli
Emily De Margheriti
Daisy
Arden Myrin
Janice Bodicker
Chris Levine
Winifred 'Winny'/Freddy
Marisa Tomei
Christine Hurley
Beth Riesgraf
Schyler Cross
Ray Abruzzo
Walter
Joyce Bulifant
Betty Bartlett
Roger Perry
Phil Bartlett
Bryan Batt
Reverend McGooley
Nathan Arenas
Frankie
Michael McHale
Deejay
Lewie Bartone
Chaz
Johnny Visotcky
Jimmy
Bo Foxworth
Dad
Jeris Poindexter
Attendant
Patrice Barrie
Old Annie
Rico E. Anderson
CHP Officer
Daisy Traina
Karate Girl
David Loden
Delivery Room Doctor
Tiffany Yvonne Cox
Delivery Room Nurse #1
Mary Hollis Inboden
Delivery Room Nurse #2
Todd Traina
Psychic #1
Kimberly Blair
Psychic #2
Rachel McHale
Psychic #3
John Landis
Psychic #4
Olivia Levine
Psychic #5
Ben Begley
Security Guard
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