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Why did I write the Bible
Genres
ComedyDrama
Overview
Francis, a man in his sixties, is found in a diving suit, swimming in a river in the city center. Even his children, accustomed to their father's escapades, are surprised: since Francis knows he is condemned, it seems really unmanageable. Samuel and his sister must therefore find a way to accompany him at any cost.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
30 min
Release Date
2017-11-28
Status
Released
Original Language
French
Vote Count
3
Vote Average
5.7
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Christian Bouillette
Francis
Samuel Achache
Sam
Laëtitia Spigarelli
Emma
Alexandre Steiger
Jésus Christ
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