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The Green Butchers
There is something mythological about killing an animal and then mocking it by sticking it into its own intestine
Genres
Comedy
Overview
A black comedy featuring two butchers, Svend "Sweat" and Bjarne, who start their own shop to get away from their arrogant boss. Cannibalism is soon introduced to the plot, and further complications arise due to the reappearance of Bjarne's intellectually disabled twin brother Eigil.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
100 min
Release Date
2003-03-08
Status
Released
Original Language
Danish
Vote Count
302
Vote Average
7.1
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Bjarne / Eigil
Mads Mikkelsen
Svend
Line Kruse
Astrid
Nicolas Bro
Hus Hans
Aksel Erhardtsen
Villumsen
Bodil Jørgensen
Tina
Ole Thestrup
Holger
Lily Weiding
Juhl
Camilla Bendix
Beate
Tomas Villum Jensen
Håndværker
Elsebeth Steentoft
Ingrid Grith
Mikkel Vadsholt
Elektriker
Peter Lambert
Håndværker
Jeppe Kaas
Musiker
Jakob Cedergren
Levnedsmiddelkontrollen
Kristian Halken
Levnedsmiddelkontrollen
Kjeld Nørgaard
Leif Larsen
Lars Ranthe
Levnedsmiddelkontrollen
Peter Reichhardt
Levnedsmiddelkontrollen
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