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Turo is stuck in a small village and the best thing in his life is being the lead vocalist for the amateur metal band Impaled Rektum. He and his bandmates have practiced for 12 years without playing a single gig. The guys get a surprise visitor from Norway -- the promoter for a huge heavy metal music festival -- and decide it's now or never. They steal a van, a corpse, and even a new drummer to make their dreams a reality.
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92 min
2018-03-09
Released
Finnish
234
6.9
Turo Moilanen
Lotvonen
Jynkky
Pasi / Xytrax
Miia
Jouni Tulkku
Kujanpää
Oula
Nursing Home Pirjo
Lotvonen's Father
Lotvonen's Mother
Municipal Manager
Frank Massegrav
Rankinen #1
Rankinen #2
Rankinen #3
Border Guard Christensen
Colonel Anette Dokken
Viikinkilarppaaja #1
Viikinkilarppaaja #2
Man on the Cross
Bachelorette #1
Bachelorette #2
Tulkun bändi
Tulkun bändi
Tulkun bändi
Tulkun bändi
Delta-joukon Member
Delta-joukon Member
Delta-joukon Member
Delta-joukon Member
Delta-joukon Member
Delta-joukon Member
Delta-joukon Member
Delta-joukon Member
Pappi
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