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Paolo Cioffa, as Christmas approaches, is ready to leave on a cruise with his mistress Magda Venni, freed by his wife Francesca Zanchi and his son Federico, who is about to go skiing.
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103 min
2007-12-14
Released
Italian
412
4.933
Paolo Cioffa
Michela Bacci
Luigi Coppia
Felice Zanchi
Francesca Zanchi
Magda Venni
Piero
Anna
Il Comandante
Mago Catafù
Conduttore RMC
Paffuto signore
Federico Cioffa
Hostess
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