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The adventures of post-Soviet Russia's favorite son, Captain Pronin.
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9 min
1992-01-01
Released
Russian
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Captain Pronin
Swistunov, James Bond, Major Pronin
The Chief
Myshyakovich, Ninja
Mrs. Pronin, Putana
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6.3
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9.0
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8.6
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5.5
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7.0
Frank visits his friend Josef, who introduces him to his pedigree rabbits and his wife Mary. Frank is more interested in the slightly unsettling fact that Josef and Mary's garden fence is entirely made up of living people holding hands.
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7.4
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6.3
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7.0
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0.0
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5.9
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