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Last Call for Nowhere
Genres
Comedy
Overview
French border cop José Fernandez has just one last extradition to do before his long-awaited promotion to the crime bureau. But his detainee Akim, victim of a judiciary glitch, is outraged to find himself saddled with the identity of a potential terrorist and put on a flight back to Kabul, where he has never even set foot before! What starts as a routine trip for Fernandez and his skirt-chasing partner Guy goes haywire when their plane is grounded in Malta, forcing them to bunk up with Akim, who will stop at nothing to avoid extradition!
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
90 min
Release Date
2016-07-13
Status
Released
Original Language
French
Vote Count
271
Vote Average
5.686
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Slimane Dazi
Walid
Reem Kherici
Maria
Medi Sadoun
Karzaoui
Loïc Legendre
Lefevre
Ary Abittan
José Fernandez
Cyril Lecomte
Guy Berthier
Jehanguir Byramjee
Afghan passenger
Jassem Mougari
Rose seller
Mario Opinato
Immigration Officer
Edgar Givry
Mercier
Herrade Von Meier
Julie, flight attendant
Djinda Kane
Claudia, flight attendant
Elektra Anastasi
Hostess at Lampedusa airport
Patson
Alain Traoré
Félix Bossuet
Antoine
Marc Arnaud
Steward
Armen Georgian
Hotel manager in Malta
Charlie Galea
Assistant hotel manager in Malta
Sacko Camara
Refugee on the phone
Ricardo Mabuisi
Refugee kitchen
Pedro Kouyaté
Refugee musician
Cristina Azzopardi Schellman
Disco girl
Christine Bonnard
Lawyer
Dominique Pozzetto
Judge
Thierry Angelvy
Prison guard
Anita Berkhane
Russian girl swimming pool
Claudine Acs
Old lady
Steffan Busuttil
Dealer
Xiaoxing Cheng
Chinese undocumented
Stéphane Dausse
Retired tourist
Valeria Dafarra
Alitalia Hotel
Pascal Oumaklouf
BAC cop
Marc Cabourdin
Italian military
Malcolm Galea
Italian military
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