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The Haploid Affair
Genres
AnimationDocumentary
Overview
An ejaculate of sperm swim through a uterus. At the branches of the Fallopian tubes, half go one way and half the other. Down one tube toward the sperm bounces a female head, singing, happily on her way. Four sperm zero in; she panics but can't avoid them. Pow! they hit her full force and disappear into her. The decision she makes and what she does next change the course of her life in a major way.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
3 min
Release Date
1986-01-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
4
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Lisa Kofod
Sue Parker
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