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Genres
ComedyHorror
Overview
Dick and Suzy become infected with an unknown virus. They soon discover that they have a new found taste for blood. The problem is, they only seem to be able to suck blood out of their victims crotches.
Details
Budget
$2000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
93 min
Release Date
2015-09-26
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
3
Vote Average
6.3
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Brian Papandrea
Dick
Emily Hilborn
Suzy
Sheri Darling
Sucky
Sadie Tate
Hooker
Patrick L. Dear
Fisherman
Michael Soave
Jewish Drug Dealer
Lauren Abbott
Juicer
Steve Nolan
Banana Eating Bum
Ashley Marie Short
Power Walker
Kimberly Ann Howard
Bar Slut
Terence Lee Cover
Melvin
Angelina Leigh
Shower Lady
James Bell
Spitting Drunk
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