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Two Old Tars
Genres
Comedy
Overview
Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.
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Budget
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Runtime
14 min
Release Date
1913-10-20
Status
Released
Original Language
English
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Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
First Old Tar
Nick Cogley
Second Old Tar
George Jeske
The Cop
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