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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing
Genres
HorrorComedy
Overview
An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.
Details
Budget
$250000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
90 min
Release Date
2004-10-27
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
13
Vote Average
3.577
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Darian Caine
Dracula
Erika Smith
Van Helsing
A.J. Khan
Philomenia
Erin Brown
Maiden #2
Isadora Edison
Klownie
Andrea Davis
Hottie
Jessica Abbott
Smokin'
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