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The story is about Poenie (Franscois Coertze) who burns his scrotum with a welding iron while working on his car and lands in hospital a few days before he is to marry the virgin Martie. This is the first mishap in a series of disasters and misunderstandings that provides many belly-clutching laughs. As Poenie's father Frikadel (Zak du Plessis) puts it, "Die seun sit sy voet uit die voordeur uit en dan is hy kniediep in die kak!"
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96 min
1994-11-25
Released
Afrikaans
4
6.4
Poenie
Catalina
Martie
Charl
Frikkadel
Oom Disselboom
Receptionist
Poppie
Sarel
Martha
Dominee
Mev Dominee
Frikkie
Hotrod
Mev Steyn
Judge Sam Mooza
Miss Gouws
Nurse Dolly
Sgt. Koekemoer
Matron
Lens Lens
Louis Kakiades (as Marchel van Heerden)
Fanny
Sgt. Shabalala
Koos Klopper
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