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The comedy film between Caribbean, Atlantic, and the Mediterranean! A funny and bizarre comedy experience on board of the dream ship MS Melody with six chaotic Franconians – delightfully comically between pure nonsense and sparkling wit. Plus, dreamlike pictures from the Caribbean, the Atlantic, and the Mediterranean Sea! Heißmann and Rassau in triplicate: As the Franconian couple Annelise and Georg Kaltengruber, as the two widows Mariechen and Waltraud, and of course as the goofball duo Hepp and Depp. And what all happens when a small bunch of Franconians embarks on a snow-white cruise ship is at times completely ludicrous.
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95 min
2000-09-14
Released
German
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6
Mariechen Bezold / Georg Kaltengruber / Depp
Waltraud Lehneis / Annelise Kaltengruber / Hepp
Check-In-Dame / Glücksraddreher
"Chef" bei Küchen-Verkaufsaktion
Kapitän
"Dangerous Man"
"Waggerla" am Pool
Frau am Bartresen / Cafebesucherin / Frau an Rezeption
Cafebesucher / Mann an Rezeption / Theaterproduzent
Whiskeytrinker in Bar
Cafebesucherin / Frau an Reling
Cafebesucher
Cafebesucherin 2
Frau an Reling 2
Ehepaar auf Liegestuhl
Ehepaar auf Liegestuhl
Kellner 1
Kellner 2
Kellner 3
Barkeeper 1
Barkeeper 2
Barmusiker
Rezeptionistin 1
Rezeptionistin 2
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