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The Thorn
More than a movie, it's a happening.
Genres
Comedy
Overview
A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
93 min
Release Date
1974-05-24
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
2
Vote Average
8.5
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
John Bassberger
Jesus Christ
Bette Midler
Virgin Mary
John Greenberg
John the Baptist
James Harrison
Joseph
Fred LaBour
The Angel Fred
Craig Reynolds
King Herod
Richard Pollard
Rabbi Gabriel
Diana David
Salome
Jack Castor
Queen
Chi Chi
Queen
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