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When a childless couple learn that they cannot have children, it causes great distress. To ease his wife's pain, the man finds a piece of root in the backyard and chops it and varnishes it into the shape of a child. However the woman takes the root as her baby and starts to pretend that it is real.
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$116710
132 min
2001-01-25
Released
Czech
144
7
Bozena
Karel
Mrs. Stadler
Frantisek Stadler
Alzbetka
Mrs. Administrator
Mr. Zlabek
Mladek
Gynaecologist
Bulankova
Young Postman
Uniformed Policeman
Plainclothes Policeman
Plainclothes Policeman
Radio Presenter (voice)
Policeman at Station
Karel's Colleague
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