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In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.
$55000000
$65784503
119 min
2003-12-10
Released
English
674
5.3
Bob
Walt
April
May
Mimmy
Rocket
Tommy
Moe
Cher
Howard
Morty O'Reilly
Griffin Dunne
Vineyard Cutie
Dicky
Vineyard Buddy
Dart in Head Guy
Short-Fused Geezer
Eddie
George
Vineyard Patron
Hockey Stud
Umpire #1
Umpire #2
Baseball Coach
Fox Prexy
Officer Fraioli
Officer Reney
Officer Hill
Officer Johnson
Bar Hottie
Executive #1
Executive #2
Cher's Assistant
Wes
Purse Babe #1
Purse Babe #2
Head Surgeon
Assisting Surgeon
Nurse's Aide
Handsome Hospital Orderly
Hospital Heartthrob
Tall Man
Jogger Babe #1
Jogger Babe #2
Jogger Babe #3
Mr. Tourist
Laughing Director
Casting Agent #2
Casting Agent #7
Space Alien #2
Makeup Babe
Porno Director
Marianna Trench
Beaze Security Guard
Pete Peterson
Jay Leno
Beaze Assistant Director
Pepper Spray Cutie
Luke Wilson
Double Bubble Casting Agent
Computer Geek #1
Computer Geek #2
Beaze Stagehand
Drive-by Heckler
Barney's Waitress
Bus Stop Bombshell
Blonde Double Bubble Babe
Brunette Double Bubble Babe
Choreographer / Waiter
MV Hockey Player
Dancer #3
LA Restaurant Patron
MV Sideline Fan
Pro Golf Tour Caddy
Bonnie & Clyde Musical Audience
Frankie Muniz (uncredited)
Theatre Patron (uncredited)
Mary Hart (uncredited)
Meryl Streep (uncredited)
MV Sideline Fan (uncredited)
Jesse Ventura (uncredited)
Fernanda Lima (uncredited)
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