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The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.
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85 min
2001-06-10
Released
English
112
4.8
Jesus Christ
Maxine Schreck
Mary Magnum
Father Eustace
Johnny Golgatha
Dr. Praetorious
Gloria Oddbottom
Father Alban
Danny Sabbath
Blind Jimmy Leper
Self
Santos
Narrator
Maggie
Father Avellino
Woman Blessed on the Beach
Beach Vampire #1
Beach Vampire #2
Dancing Angel #1
Dancing Angel #2
Dancing Angel #3
Dancing Angel #4
Dancing Angel #5
The Straight Shooters Waitress
Atheist #1
Atheist #2
Allegro Clerk
Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1
The Screaming Lesbian
The Bishop
The Cop
The Transvestite
Fifi the Dog
God (voice)
Photographer #2
Photographer #3
Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard
The Little Blind Girl
Himself
Virgin Mary
Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2
The Deaf Lesbian Dog
Worshipper
Worshipper
Hockey Jersey Atheist
Atheist
Lesbian Vampire
Misty Winters
The limo driver
Atheist 1
Atheist #6
Dancer
Pedestrian, Homeless Person
Singer, Musical Scene
Photographer #1
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