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The World's Worst Hitman
HE NEEDS A NEW JOB
Genres
ComedyAction
Overview
A hopelessly unlcucky hitman is interrogated by 2 detectives, but there's a problem. He hasn't actually killed anyone.
Details
Budget
$100
Revenue
$0
Runtime
3 min
Release Date
2025-05-13
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
10
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Chris Wilson
Joel Sparks
Brook Pritchard
Detective
John Spindler
Detective
William Douglas
Construction Worker
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