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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
Genres
DramaComedy
Overview
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
113 min
Release Date
1970-09-11
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
5
Vote Average
5
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Brian Keith
Officer Michael M. Nace
Tony Curtis
Shannon Gambroni
Ernest Borgnine
Sheriff Harve
Ivan Dixon
Sgt. Jones
Suzanne Pleshette
Ramona
Tom Ewell
Billy Joe Davis
Bradford Dillman
Capt. Myerson
Arthur O'Connell
Mr. Kruft
John Fiedler
Maj. Purvis
Don Ameche
Col. Flanders
Christopher Mitchum
Alturi
Jean Argyle
Mrs. Calhoun
John James Bannon
1st MP
Stan Barrett
Green Beret Soldier
Dorothy Green
Mrs. Kruft
John Lasell
Dr. Hillery
James Gavin
Helicopter Pilot
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