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Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?
$1100000
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105 min
2007-09-18
Released
English
37
6.7
Jake Bianski
Marisa Costa
Steve Bottino
Gianluca Tempesti
Papa Aldo Tempesti
Isabella Bisclari
Silvano the Tailor
Nick the Jeweler
Katerina
Michael
Mrs. Abignali
Mario Bisciari
Teresa the Florist
Anna the Seamstress
Rocco
Carla
Mrs. Cordova
Luigi the Waiter
Receptionist
Veterinarian
Professor Genece
Francesca the Florist
Hotel Clerk
Mom in Vet's Office (uncredited)
Engaged Man (uncredited)
Susan (uncredited)
Neighbor (uncredited)
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