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Church Sessions
This church aint gonna session itself!
Genres
Comedy
Overview
Ex Pimp on his third strike have to change careers in a hurry so he decides to open up a church to bring in easy cash. He hired his closest of friends to help him run it; but little do he knows that one or some of them have an agenda of their own.
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Budget
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Revenue
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Runtime
79 min
Release Date
Status
Released
Original Language
English
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Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Alonzo Brock
Pastor
Alexis Baca
Gosspier
Kylee Nicole Peck
Laura
Kiani Kennedy
Doris
Dorryl Barnes Jr.
Darryl
Brandon Meyer
Police Officer
Cue Jackson
Jeanette
Andrew Johnson
Brother James
Jazzie Davis
Bridgette
Roberto Font-Andino
Gary
Neek Johnson
Carol
Gadainson Nelson
Deacon Brown
Jesse Thomas Burns Kraics
Micheal
Ashlie Kerr
Church Member #7
Sharon Mckay Jackson
Rita
Domininque Danner
Sister Shirley
Chrissy CL
Charlene
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