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The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness
Genres
ComedyHorrorTV Movie
Overview
When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
30 min
Release Date
1987-09-16
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
5
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Judge Reinhold
Paul Darden
Demi Moore
Sandy Darden
Richard Kind
Dr. Schlazil
Don Calfa
Howard
Teryn Jenkins
Ellen
Twink Caplan
Nosy Neighbor
Cary Greenberg
Paperboy
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