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Two narrative threads: one is an emerging love story between awkward teens Jens and Lisa, who are having sex for the first time; the other, an eventful quest of Simon the Semen and his friends to reach the golden goal, the Egg.
$3000000
$1333332
80 min
2025-02-21
Released
Norwegian
103
6.4
Jens / Alf-Tore / Hjernekjell (voice)
Lisa (voice)
Simen Sprut (voice)
Cumilla (voice)
Jizzmo (voice)
Prof. Saltsmak (voice)
Egon Olsæd (voice)
Benner'n / Bjell (voice)
Gynekologen (voice)
Hjernekjell (voice)
Bollsæd (voice)
Hjerniffer (voice)
Hjernia / Mor (voice)
Far (voice)
E-Coli Troll (voice)
Bobby / Sykepleier (voice)
Herr Sædberg (voice)
Ruth-Elizabeth (voice)
Maja (voice)
E.Colli (stemme)
Far (stemme)
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