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Two narrative threads - one is an emerging love story between two awkward teens, Jens and Lisa, who are having sex for the first time and the other is an eventful quest of Simon the Semen and his friends to reach the golden goal, the Egg.
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80 min
2025-02-21
Released
Norwegian
41
7.159
Jens / Alf-Tore / Hjernekjell (voice)
Lisa (voice)
Simen Sprut (voice)
Cumilla (voice)
Jizzmo (voice)
Prof. Saltsmak (voice)
Egon Olsæd (voice)
Benner'n / Bjell (voice)
Gynekologen (voice)
Hjernekjell (voice)
Bollsæd (voice)
Hjerniffer (voice)
Hjernia / Mor (voice)
Far (voice)
E-Coli Troll (voice)
Bobby / Sykepleier (voice)
Herr Sædberg (voice)
Ruth-Elizabeth (voice)
Maja (voice)
E.Colli (stemme)
Far (stemme)
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